Why don't I get to go to the game?

I had to stay home by myself ALL day today while Mom and Dad went to Athens. After they got home, they told me about this other dog that gets to go to every game. How does that work?

Apparently, there are TWO dogs at every game. Some big guy named Hairy, and some new kid named Uga VII. What does a dog have to do to get an invite to this gig?

Go Dawgs!